Small Talk Six Saturdays…

…except today is Monday and I’m ok with that. Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m always late but at least I show up, right? Right. Anyway, I found a cute little meme at Trisha Qween of the Eweniverse and thought it’d be fun to participate. It’s just a way for the ladies to bring a little life into the weekend lull. If you’d like to join, just go here and follow the directions.

This Saturday’s Monday’s topic is: 6 Jobs I Think It’d Be a Blast to Have

*Maybe it’s from watching Casablanca too many times or really wanting to wear a fedora, trench and high heels without looking like I’m primed for seduction, but I have always wanted to be a spy.
*When I’m in the shower, I have the most amazing voice evar. I mean Mariah Carey has nothing on me. In reality, dogs howl, babies cry and my family begs me to stop but I’d really love to be a singer.
*I oughtta be in pictures but since I’m not, I force my family to participate in my dramadies. Don’t think I let them have all the fun, every now and then I throw them a curve ball and I act like my old teenage self – chair dancing, playing loud music and just being silly.
*If Rachel Ray can do it, I figure, I can too. There’s not a meal I won’t try to cook and if it doesn’t come out looking like something in a magazine, I simply tell the family that’s how it’s supposed to turn out.
*Once upon a time, HGTV had me convinced that I could rewire my entire house. Luckily, my husband caught me before I killed myself. Now I limit myself to redecorating the house with repurposed goods.
*For a hot minute, I thought I could be a nurse in the E.R. I didn’t realize that Eric LaSalle and George Clooney were atypical until I actually had to go to a real emergency room. And, um, the sick people….not so glamorous. But playing one on t.v.? Niiiiiice.

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