Small Talk Six Things I Can’t Believe I Say…

Oh. My. Gosh. Six things that I say that I don’t want my children to repeat? Yikes! I don’t even want to type them for fear they may read them. Kidding. Mom doesn’t have a potty mouth, but she does have some spectacular expressions:

1. “Freakin’ A, dude!” (can be used to express joy, horror and surprise)
2. “Crrrraaaaappppp…” (translation: I forgot to pick up the kids. Again.)
3. “Boy, I will beat you til the white meat shows.” (social services frowns upon that)
4. “Throat punch!” (what I threaten to do when the husband doesn’t do what I tell him to do)
5. “I’ll be glad when your mother comes to get you.” (when the kids were little I had a lot of explaining to do, as in Yes, Officer, these really are my children.“)
6. “And I was all ewwblech.” (Sometimes I tend to make up words to fit my mood and I expect people to just know what I mean)
Come on, share, let’s get it out in the open, tell me the things you say that you don’t want your kids to repeat. Or, if you’d like to pick up some lines to throw in the mix, go here…

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